American Pie

In 1999 a strange thing happened—an unknown writer and two unknown directors decided to make an R-rated titty movie for teens and sexually repressed adult men who didn’t get laid in high school, and it fucking worked! It also spawned a movie franchise with a total of nine films and countless exposed nipples, and the rest is history! The story follows our hero Jim and his horny friends Kevin, Oz and Finch (aka Shit Break) who all make a pack to punch their V tickets before they graduate. It seems simple enough, and trust me…it is. Each has a plan or scheme to accomplish this goal, but the only problem is they run into a lot of problems. Meanwhile, Shannon Elizabeth decides to get naked in Jim’s bedroom and read porn mags on his bed cause that’s what hot foreign exchange students like to do. Prom night comes, and each character’s journey leads them to surprising revolutions, including Jim, who gets raped by Michelle, the aggressive flute player who never shuts up about band camp…but does it Hold Up? Listen in as Jon, Colin, and Brent discuss summer mega-blockbuster to see if it still gives them the giggle boners OR just awkward silence and limp dicks.